Ewwwwwwwwww

I am so creeped out. Let me say that again, I am SOOOOOO creeped out!!!!

I finally went to bed after the bug hallucinating fiasco, and probably put it off a little more than I would have so by the time I actually went to sleep it was out of my head entirely and my dreams were nothing at all to do with the bug.

Then this morning I wake up and go to the bathroom, I turn on my light and there, sitting at the door of my bathroom are count them TWO bugs on their backs, apparently dead. One is a little smaller black looking little desert beetle, and the other is the one I saw last night - don't ask me what it is - it's a brownish oval shape of a beetle (I guess? I don't know my bugs) - that is about 1 and a half inches. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

The smaller one is a little smashed looking, like someone stepped on it (ewww, ewww, eww, ewwwwww.....) - wouldn't I have felt that on my barefeet?? EWWWWW, just the thought! I would have thought with the sizes that they were like, one bug and it was shedding it's bigger skin but they both had little nasty legs sticking up.....

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

I. Don't. Like. Bugs.