Alright, so the other day I got a Hepatitis A vaccine (which hurt like a bugger, by the way). They do it on your upper left arm, up near the shoulder. So I have this bandaid on it, right?
This morning I'm taking a shower and I'm reaching for the shampoo, and suddenly, out of the corner of my nearly blind left eye I see this brown blob thing on my arm.
What is my first reaction? I freak out, shriek like a little girl and slap my arm to get the nasty gigantic bug off of my arm. I've slapped my already sore arm three times before I realize it is my bandaid.
Seriously, blonde moment. I laughed so hard when I realized what I had done that I couldn't stand up straight.
Why, might you ask, would I automatically assume there is a gigantic brown blob of a bug on my arm? Well, let's just say I live in the desert and there are nasty bugs here. It's starting to get hot and they want shelter, too, and well, I don't live in the nicest apartment on the face of the planet. Probably pretty easy for them to find their way inside. Oh joy of joys, aren't I looking forward to the summer? How ever will I survive?
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